Dicey Man – Mr. Don and Dashing Woman - Miss Mona Darling

God created both man and woman however due to some natural phenomena, left side of the brain become more active for men and right side for women. Men are stronger, always talk to the point and believe in logical reasoning. Let’s take men dresses for a reality check.  You can see that men’s dresses are uncomplicated - A simple pant and t shirt. It doesn’t require too much thinking or struggling. Just wear it and go out. On the other hand, Girls are the most beautiful creature on the earth. Girls have brains but the tongue doesn’t cooperate with the brain. Mind wants to say something but girl usually says something else. Girls’ dresses are the most complicated clothes. Sometimes it’s too short and sometimes it’s too long. There are laces or hooks in the dresses and still it’s difficult to wear it.

So one day, a loving intelligent funky guy meets a sexy independent beautiful girl in a metro city. Both of them were meeting frequently. Let’s name the guy as “Don” and girl as “Mona Darling”.

Here there are few instances that happened in their life.

Don and Mona darling took a bus and went to the other part of the city. Don paid the bus fare for both of them and enjoyed the conversation with her. All of sudden, Mona took out the change and gave it back to Don for the bus fare. Guess what! Bus fare was just Rs 5 still she returned it. Don asked why !...it so silly to return. Mona, replied Oh! I am independent; I can pay my own fare. Don started thinking…for girls even Rs 5 matters. They can bargain with vegetable vendors to reduce the price? Who am I in front of them? Hoping similar instance also happened in your life too.

On a special occasion if Don and Mona go for a party or to an expensive restaurant, at that time Mona doesn’t show off her financial equality with Don. She doesn’t share bill or ask for sharing it as well. But loving Don doesn’t feel bad. Both of them enjoy the moment and they go home happily.

Another day, Mona Darling goes for a haircut and paid Rs 500 and asked Don – How does she look now? Don, without thinking up much replied - There is no change. It looks the same. Mona got angry and said you don’t care about me anymore. Don, you are stupid and cannot appreciate my beauty these days. Let me tell you -She had cut only 2inches. Don smiled and said how 2 inches haircut can makes difference. I could have cut 2 inches and you would have paid Rs 500 to me. The girl took a U turn and went home directly. I know its sound silly but it happens all the time with the love couples. In contrast Guys pay Rs 50 to 100 for their haircut so for them 500 sounds very expensive. But Girls know that Rs 500 is the least amount that they pay for haircut. It’s even more expensive.

Boys want to have fun, crack silly jokes just to be happy and not to upset anyone. Girls don’t understand and can’t resist if a Guy is sitting idle or watching The Kapil Show and laughing loudly. It’s the biggest insult to girls if their boyfriend says - you look little fat in this dress. The day is spoiled completely. Girls’ brain just switches off. You know why? Because to wear a dress for an occasion, girls would have bought a new dress or took all the clothes out of the cupboard to just select one so that she can impress the guy on that day but for boys it doesn’t matter. For Boys, just loving girl and happy moment matters.

Sometimes love matters but angry too makes its space in a lovely couple. Cute couples don’t find serious topics such as money or property to fight for but they fight for petty topics. Topics are very silly like whose choice is better? Why didn’t you call me when I was very sad? Why are you going out on a trip with your friends without taking me? Do you like that heroine more than me? Basically guys don’t have an answer for it but still they have to say something to convince so even Don does everything to convince that he loves Mona darling more than anyone.

One day there was a fight between Mona and Don. Unfortunately Don became busy in his office and didn’t talk to Mona. Mona on the other hand started dreaming that Don doesn’t love her anymore. He didn’t even message or call me once in a day. It’s pathetic feeling for Mona. After work, Don became very tired and slept. On the very next day, Don called Mona before going to office. Mona said “Finally you got time to call me back”. Don didn’t understand why was she was in bad mood. He asked “What happened to you”. Mona said, after our fight, you didn’t bother to know how she was feeling. Don said “Really you still remember the fight” I have forgotten it already. Girls don’t have control on their tongue and she replied “One day you will also forget me”. Don confused and puzzled and said to himself that it’s very difficult to understand girls at times. Girls act crazy but their sweet voice and caring nature somehow bring boys closers to them. 

Many such instances may have happened in your life. Just remember those moments and laugh loudly. These instances might have brought you closer or far away from your loved ones. Hoping that after reading this article, it might have brought a smile on your face and refreshed your past memories.

It would be a privileged to me if you could share this with your friends who have also gone through these similar instances. You never know, you might receive a phone call soon from your friends to talk about your past memories.